Round up Hoss and Little Joe. Send a posse into Virginia City…or Dallas. The Pelini boys mean business.
Following Saturday’s near miss at the Big Twelve Conference Championship game, Bo and Carl want answers.
After Texas kicker Hunter Lawrence drilled a game-winning field goal as time expired Saturday night in Dallas, the Pelinis felt wronged by the officials who correctly granted Texas one more play at game’s end after the clock showed double zeros. Local news sources reported the Pelinis stormed through the Dallas streets late into the night on horseback and brandishing six shooters, ready to fire at anything that moved. Word has it they even threatened women, children and elderly Texas fans.
Nevermind that the Nebraska offense barely put up 100 total yards, or that they didn’t score a touchdown, or that college football games are 60 minutes long, not 59 minutes and 59 seconds. The Pelinis want to conquer and pillage, leaving a stench of corn-shucking dominance in their wake.
Not since self-appointed General John O’Neil’s multiple attempts to invade Canada in 1866 has a hasty fury been so unnecessary. Texas won the game fair and square, and now we have to call out Big Twelve officials for an explanation of the obvious?
Deal with it, Bo.
The officials gave Texas a Billy Martin, and the kid drilled it. Game over. Save your energy for Christmas shopping.
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Linus…
Pssst…the TeeVee network people used DVR trickology to create the split screen of McCoy’s throwaway pass and the time clock to give the Longhorns the field goal….the game had actually ended 3 days earlier. This is bigger than the staged Apollo Moonwalk back in ‘69. The Pelini’s were hook’em hornswoggled. Look for a feature story to show up in the National Enquirer.