Hitler Reacts To Virginia Tech Beating Nebraska

The loss to Iowa State was too much for Mein Fuhrer. He took his own life after Mussolini refused to replace Bo Linguini in the 2010 season. The footage of the Fuhrer’s reaction to Nebraska’s eight turnovers was lost in the fire that consumed the Eagle’s Nest shortly after Hitler donned his foam cornhead, doused himself with gasoline, and lit a match. No! Wait! This just in!