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UNO Resigns En Masse, “Screw it,” says Christensen

April 1, 2009

Following the abrupt resignations of the top two Athletic Department administrators at the University of Nebraska at Omaha, everybody else at UNO resigned Wednesday.
“Screw this, guys, let’s go get wasted,” said Chancellor John Christensen, upon realizing that the previous administration’s mismanagement extended to buying fuzzy dice for everyone on the faculty and former [...]

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