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Sports

Weird Harold Leave Of Absence

June 19, 2009

The College World Series usually puts us into a coma that makes it quite difficult to tickle the keyboard. What this town needs is a fourth baseball stadium!
While we are away from keyboard (AFK as the gamers like to say), please amuse yourself by consulting the categories and recent posts in the two columns [...]

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77,000 Watch Huskers Play With Themselves During Red-White Spring Game

April 20, 2009

Mid-Heartlanders like a football coach who can represent them in Congress, seek audience with the Pope before game day, and represent Nebraska in the United Nations General Assembly should Nebraska be forced to use nuclear weapons against the State of Florida.

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