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Tom Osborne Stays On Indefinitely As Clint Eastwood

June 11, 2009

Interim UNL Athletic Director, Tom Osborne, will remain indefinitely in his post and will drawl like Clint Eastwood for as long as the University needs him. “Tom will serve as a constant reminder that we used to be really good at football, and that it is essential that we become really good at football again,” [...]

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New Omaha.com?

June 9, 2009

The new Omaha.com is up! (Actually, up and down a few times, but it’s finding its feet.) Is it the same stuff with a new paint job? For us, the honeymoon ended when we discovered that: All of our old links to specific Omaha.com articles are officially broken. How nice. Those web-savvy OWH brass are [...]

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New Niobrara River Rules Keep Mid-Heartland G-Rated

June 8, 2009

Floating meth labs may not be permanently docked in any single location. Automatic weapons must be concealed at all times so as not to alarm other boaters and to maintain the element of surprise in the event use of the weapon becomes necessary to defend against the unauthorized display of Mardi Gras-style beads.

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Nebraska Officials Rethink `This Whole Internet Thing’

May 26, 2009

“Let me get this straight,” said Nebraska Governor Dave Heineman, his jowls trembling at the thought, “does this mean that a Muslim could get on the Internet in, say, Iran and vote for the meadowlark plate?”

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Life After Newspapers

May 19, 2009

Maybe the World-Herald must continue to believe first and foremost in its print edition because it still has a $125 million printing press to pay for, courtesy of the former publisher and his renowned, intense hatred of the Internet.

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