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Cornhuskers

Pelini Brothers Want Scalps

December 7, 2009

Round up Hoss and Little Joe. Send a posse into Virginia City…or Dallas. The Pelini boys mean business.
Following Saturday’s near miss at the Big Twelve Conference Championship game, Bo and Carl want answers.
After Texas kicker Hunter Lawrence drilled a game-winning field goal as time expired Saturday night in Dallas, the Pelinis felt [...]

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Hitler Reacts To Iowa State Beating Nebraska

November 3, 2009

Found in the ashes!

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Hitler Reacts To Virginia Tech Beating Nebraska

November 3, 2009

The loss to Iowa State was too much for Mein Fuhrer. He took his own life after Mussolini refused to replace Bo Linguini in the 2010 season. The footage of the Fuhrer’s reaction to Nebraska’s eight turnovers was lost in the fire that consumed the Eagle’s Nest shortly after Hitler donned his foam cornhead, doused [...]

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Husker Dementia

October 26, 2009

Each year at this time, WeirdHarold.com sends a reporter to cover the Big Red where it lives and breathes: Memorial Stadium, Lincoln, Nebraska. Last weekend, game day was shame day. Hear that eerie silence in the stands? That’s 80,000 people wondering what else the state of Nebraska could be good at that might not involve [...]

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Husker Brain Damage

October 3, 2009

Brain damage is not just for the pros. Last week, Florida’s Tim Tebow got knocked out cold with a Grade III concussion. At least the pros are well-paid for flirting with permanent brain damage. Okay, dementia explains what happens when you play football. Now we need a study to look into spectator brain damage, as in what makes 70,000 people dress up in fire engine red, drive 100 miles, and gather in a stadium to watch out-sized primates butt heads over an inflated leather pouch.

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Tom Osborne Stays On Indefinitely As Clint Eastwood

June 11, 2009

Interim UNL Athletic Director, Tom Osborne, will remain indefinitely in his post and will drawl like Clint Eastwood for as long as the University needs him. “Tom will serve as a constant reminder that we used to be really good at football, and that it is essential that we become really good at football again,” [...]

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